i just fucking spat all over my computer laughing
OMFG.
i just fucking woke my roommates up oh my lord.
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people
DID THEY HONESTLY FORGET THE HETALIANS
HETALIANS GET THE PASTA
NINJAS! GET DEM KUNAIS AND JUTSU STYLES READY!!
DONT FORGET YOUR SWORDS, YOUR PUPPETS, YOUR DETONATING CLAY, AND YOUR RAMEN!!!!^^And our overrated Eye Techniiques. Never forget the overrated eye techniques.
Whoops musta forgotten that one-NEVER FORGET THAT ONE!
And your hell raising Ninetailed Fox(or other various tailed beast!)Reblog because Naruto fandom took over this post real quick
and they forgot the fucking snk fandom. ATTACK ON TITAN FANDOM GET YOUR 3D MANEUVER GEARNarutards, get your kunais.
Bleachers, fetch your zanputos
One Piece Pirates, eat your devil’s fruits.
Fairy Tail Wizards, unite all the Guilds!
Bro’s grab stephano
Merlinians get kilgharrah
Trekkie’s set phasers to KILL
Superwholockians, RiseoftheBraveTangledDragons, Avengers, Potterheads, Hobbits, Fandom Bloggers, Hipster Bloggers, my brothers. I see on your blogs the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when yahoo will use tumblr for advertisements and corporate endorsements. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fangirling, but it is not this day. An hour of greed and commercials when the Age of Nostalgia comes crashing down. But it is not this day! THIS DAY WE FIGHT! By all that you hold dear on this good internet, I bid you STAND, BLOGGERS OF TUMBLR!!!!!
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
I would sell my website, too, if the users were worshiping mass murders and serial killers, fetishizing homosexuality and posting memes.
words i use in every sentence:
- no
- stop
- dude
- literally
- like
- seriously
- fuck